May. 1st, 2009
11:22 AM
I saw this lie on a website advertising bar.
Valencia contains a lot of beautiful architecture. There's Gothic Valencia, located more central to the city centre - Lions might like that, but the moment they stepped into the new city of arts and sciences complex they'd go fucking nuts. Lions hate modern architecture.
I met a lion once (Sergei) who told me that many years in captivity have shown him that humans, in the last few years, have become obsessed with smooth, soft lines. They don't like spiky things, especially teeth in the face apparently. Sergei said that in many lion communities they have a theory that this obsession with curves is rooted in their general fear of everything. He then ranted about advertising -how it adhered to this general fear and offered soft curvy things like bums and iphones to make people feel better.
Lions have lost hope in the human race.
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